Yes, Richard has heard every variation. Yes, it was funny the first hundred times. No, we're not renaming a legacy player for corporate comfort.

Amazon Dick was a nickname of respect in the band — big tone, reliable delivery, show up on time. The domain stayed when the gigs changed. The AI version keeps the name so the original player isn't erased by politeness.

Play the music. Read the room. Save the jokes for the ride home.